Diamonds North

Doesn't Recommend

IPFreely

Joined 4 years ago

Waste Of Time AND Money. You know, for a club that supposedly has such hot women you would think they would have pictures on their website of the women. Nope. It's just a montage of pictures of middle-aged men with goatees holding beers in their hands. I'm sure it's not the only thing they're holding in their hands, but that's besides the point.

The women at Diamonds North aren't that hot. If they were, why are they dead every Friday and Saturday night? You think maybe it's because the club isn't very good and neither are the women? Plus, look at where it's located-Remount Road. We're not exactly talking about the best neighborhood and if you've seen the cretins and losers that walk into that establishment, you'd see what I'm talking about.

The men that hang out here are losers who can't get any so they have to pay for some woman to chat with them. And you're not getting your money's worth, guys! One woman in there has helmet hair that looked so awful it could have had "Riddell" written on her hair. Another was on the pole, but rather than sliding up and down she just got down on all fours, sticking her butt in the air. Niiiice. Riiiight.

Here's a tip: save your money. Go get yourselves a real woman. And if you're over the age of 30 and still hanging out here, get a freakin' life.